when a person is nice to you to get what they want and then once they get it or find out they cant have it they are a closet asshole
by aricker June 11, 2008
Get the Closet Asshole mug.when someone likes something on facebook that isn't a good thing but they like it just to be an asshole
by mjamor53 December 21, 2009
Get the asshole like mug.An ultimate asshole is the supreme of all tiers of assholism. While there may be the fearsome, mega-asshole, the ranking is still considered below that of the Ultimate Asshole, which is the absolute of all assholes. These people often do not hold back, and show no mercy when crossed. The only worthy opponent of this foe is none other than Chuck Norris and numerous Roundhouse Kicks to the face.
That girl I asked out the other night totally led me on - but she wasn't an Ultimate Asshole like my ex-girlfriend.
My boss is the worst - most definitely the Ultimate Asshole on my team!
Your shitty attitude lately has earned you the title of Ultimate Asshole.
My boss is the worst - most definitely the Ultimate Asshole on my team!
Your shitty attitude lately has earned you the title of Ultimate Asshole.
by Ultimate Asshole March 8, 2012
Get the Ultimate Asshole mug.Expression used to describe the god-awful smell or taste of a beverage.
Note: You don't actually have to know what an asshole smells or tastes like to use this expression.
Note: You don't actually have to know what an asshole smells or tastes like to use this expression.
by Nickz December 9, 2008
Get the liquid asshole mug.n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.
use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."
Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.
use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."
Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.
1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.
2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.
3. Anyone with a mullet.
4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.
2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.
3. Anyone with a mullet.
4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.
by Turd Ferguson February 4, 2005
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Get the Sucking Asshole mug.A salt rimmed shot thats three parts whiskey and one part guinness. First you lick the entire rim or "toss the salad" then you pound that salty asshole. First developed at FabCon 2011 as a shot that no one wants. But, by mistake, turned out to be not that bad. The salt really helps the rest of the asshole go down. It's a perfect shot for anyone who daring to take it.
Customer: hey I'm in the mood to try something new and daring
Bartender: What about a Salty Asshole?
Bartender: What about a Salty Asshole?
by GViolet November 22, 2011
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