Similar to a mayonnaise surprise or the infamous slanted oral special only involving a lot more vomit and maybe some tentacle fondling.
Dude, I finally got to get an asian blowjob the other night, but now I feel as though I need a chemical shower.
by Boners & Sweatpants October 8, 2014
Get the asian blowjobmug. 
by eric stine October 23, 2008
Get the Asian Rollermug. A crazy bitch who likes to pretend that she is innocent. She is unsanitary and gross. She is not like your typical loving grandma because she cannot cook. In fact, you fear her cooking. Who knows if the meat is even cooked through. All asian grandmothers have the same ear length hair that is somewhat curly. All asian grandmas have the same fashion (ugly prints, floral patterns, etc)
by ColumbiaIsFarTooFuckingClose February 17, 2015
Get the asian grandmamug. Crybaby fat kid who scams for twitch money and cries whenever the smallest inconvience occurs. once cried over a drone. once cried over hookers. once cried after getting his ass beat by burger. absolute beta cuck. disgrace
by aaaaaaAnderson December 8, 2018
Get the asian andymug. A pet store...
For people of any other ethnicity, a pet store is a pet store. For asians, it is a fast food joint.
For people of any other ethnicity, a pet store is a pet store. For asians, it is a fast food joint.
The white man goes to McDonalds to eat cow meat. The asian man goes to Asian McDonalds to eat dog or cat meat.
by Joey Pitchfork July 31, 2006
Get the asian mcdonaldsmug. An asian who will not disclose their asian ethnic background; usually afraid of embarrasment. They try to hide their asian-ness by hanging with white kids.
"So, what type of asian are you Jason?"
"Uh...I'm a cutty asian"
"What?!"
"I don't wanna talk about it."
"Uh...I'm a cutty asian"
"What?!"
"I don't wanna talk about it."
by jason pirolo September 2, 2008
Get the cutty asianmug.