Evan is the kind of guy who not only loves hitting up the hottest shops but also knows how to enjoy a good time in the bedroom. His idea of a perfect day involves a mix of indulging in retail therapy and receiving enthusiastic attention in the form of getting his dick suck. With a knack for combining his passions, Evan ensures that both his shopping bags and his intimate moments are equally satisfying.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.
Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.
I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.
He’s also really smart but really annoying when we don’t get what he wants.
Also be careful of the Evan, he’s a cheater and you have to be tough with him to make sure that he stay loyal to you.
I love you Evan
Daddy Noah.
by NoahMiguelrz August 26, 2024
Get the Evanmug. stupid, pathetic ,annoying ,piece of trash, never trust him. always gets dropped and is nothing. he's useless. Keith doesn't love him
by HVDGJKBFT September 28, 2018
Get the evanmug. by evanhnguyen February 25, 2022
Get the Evan Nguyenmug. by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024
Get the Evan Guevart Oiled Upmug. When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
by Ridiculously June 18, 2020
Get the Pulling an evanmug. by noahbragg79 May 3, 2022
Get the evan dillworthmug. Evan is very smart and intelligent.
by vv April 25, 2022
Get the Evanmug.