The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
by Vlorg August 19, 2006
Get the alabama hot pocket mug.When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vigina and do the samething. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer.
by Carlos Taffy Sanders June 8, 2010
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Get the Alabama Pot Pie mug.The act of a female sitting on a mans face while other is sleeping. (The female must be fully nude) Shoves the persons nose in her vagina. Slaps him in the face and vagina farts as he wakes up. Grabbing his testicles so he cant move she poops all over his face.
by Mabe567 July 3, 2009
Get the Alabama Breath Stopper mug.when you are having sex on a boat and you have a girl bent over the ledge and ur doing her in the vagina and after you blow your load in her, you push her over the edge.
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Get the alabama party-boat mug.The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.
by Spencer Thayer November 8, 2007
Get the Alabama Attitude Adjustment mug.Similar to a Blumpkin, except that the girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poo or pee and giving oral to a guy that is standing up. It derives its name from the term chicken head, for the oral. Hen house refers to laying an egg, or taking a poo or pee. And Alabama... well if you put the name of a Southern State on something it just sound gross, but in a funny way.
by Brian Seelen May 23, 2006
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