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adams apballs

The feeling when you get kicked in the balls so hard you can feel it in your adams apple.
I got kicked so hard, i felt like I got adams apballs.
by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022
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Adam Ning

Adam Ning is so fricking annoying. He probably made Justin Liu and Alex Hu kill themselves.
by rhns May 24, 2021
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Adam Ondrej

Name and surname of blonde, tall Slovak man in his 30s. He lives in Šaca - suburb of Baghdad. Possibly suffers dual personality disorder. During the day, while sober he is pretty funny and friendly guy named Adam. After the dark - when drunk enough - the alter-ego named Ondrej emerges and tales are being made.
Once I was drinking with Adam Ondrej and after the bar closed we ended up in gypsy settlement trying to find a three-legged dog.
by FrancisVanGhor January 18, 2023
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Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.
"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."
by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023
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Amy Adams

A six-time Oscar nominee, actor, singer, dancer, and producer. Every Gen-Z girl's childhood idol. A screaming meme on Twitter.
Amy Adams was snubbed for Arrival and Sharp Objects.
by wcnderstrvcks January 27, 2023
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Adam Levine

A man who stopped trying to make good music in 2011, he pays people to play his music just to spite normal humans like you or I.
"I really hate Adam Levine and his smug fucking face" - The World
by thefuzzydice January 19, 2020
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Adam Murray

Adam Murray may be handsome, but a sell out he is not.
by Adam Murray November 7, 2005
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