Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015

arse rattled

Anal sex

Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex

by J197G April 19, 2018

arse rattled

Anal sex

You are going to get your arse rattled, i.e. Your going to get anal sex

by J197G April 19, 2018

arse burn

After a hot or spicy food often a curry when your ring peice looks like the Japanese flag and feels like a chewed tomato. "arse burn"

After that curry lads, my arse is burning. Feels like an empty headlock. "arse burn"

by JesusMcJesusFace January 1, 2019

whipe yourd fuckin arse

When someone is acting out of the norm or questionable

Mom: "Are you high son?"
Son: " whipe yourd fuckin arse"

by Elpadre D Tuhijo January 7, 2019

guys with no arses

Aidan Stainthorpe

You know an Aidan Stainthorpe when you see one. Ugly guys with no arses.

by Unknowndudewithhugedoinks June 19, 2018

Sparsely-arsely

The arse man's 'strictly-dickly.'

I'm sparsely-arsely - tits aren't my thing.

by Captain Croke August 22, 2018