gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

Alpha Theta Gamma

A group of delinquent fuck boys, who value pussy more than morals. They cherish getting laid more than getting paid. They would rather blame women around them than take responsibility for their own actions. Although if they like you, you’re safe. If they don't, you’re shunned because of their own portentous ignorance. Save yourself and show them how the game is played.

Hey! Did you hear that Julie got fucked by Alpha Theta Gamma!?

Nah man! She asked for it!

by GoldFlake69 November 30, 2023

Alpha male

A submissive and breedable femboy, who typically spends most of their time in their room, and tend to use the “🗿” emoji

Yeah, I’m an alpha male🗿 (pls fuck me daddy 👉👈)

by Manwithaplan07 December 3, 2023

Alpha Chad Griddy Rizz

the peak of rizz, only sigmas of the bussin max prestige category can obtain.

I just beat my wife, but its OK because I have ALPHA CHAD GRIDDY RIZZ

by Castor B. Rangoon Garcia December 6, 2023

Alpha Schlimblo

Someone who is stupid, but also the smartest/the leader of the stupid group of people they are a part of.

Jerry is the most competent out of his friend group and has decided to take charge of them, and now he is the Alpha Schlimblo. Even though both him and his friends are not very smart.

by Mr. Shog December 10, 2023

The Alpha Fragment

YOLO, said the Millennials, and yeet, the Zoomers cried.
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi

The Alpha Fragment is very goofy poem

by Jonathan Alexander Doe December 14, 2023

Gen Alpha

The devil himself disguised as a generation. It indicates torture, sickness, and a reason to commit arson. They usually use the terms: "skibidi", "skibidi toilet", and much more I'd rather not think about. It's filled with 6th graders and 8th graders that should do something more useful in their ripe age of a tween or teen other that dedicate their life to saying COMPLETE gibberish. Meanwhile... there is a large chance that "Gen Alpha" isn't a generation– more of a disease that may or may not start another pandemic. So keep your brain safe and AVOID gen alpha. If one approaches you, get your pepper spray out immediately.

Dad: Hey, Hun? Y/N is acting strange... what's up with them?
Mom: Oh. They are now something called "Gen Alpha".
Y/N: SKIBIDI TOILET ON TOP
Dad: I can't believe this guy is my child

(I used they/them pronouns to make it less specific so don't send out homophobic slurs).

by st4rz_ December 15, 2023