Texting dysplasia

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone

Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away

by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022

Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016

Toilet Texting

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.

You’re totally toilet texting me!

by im110percentright October 29, 2019

Spazz texting

When someone sends a text message with multiple capital letters and ponctuation. This is usualy the result of being over joyed or texting about something very exciting.

Example 1 : OOOOMMGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARRRRRRR ????!!! THE BAND ONE DIRECTION WON A BRIT AWARD LAST NIGHTTTTTT !!! OMMMGGGGGGGGG <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Example 2 :
Person 1 : Did you about the new song from One Direction ?
Person 2 : Yea me and Sarah were spazz texting about it last night.

by nikkkaaayyy May 2, 2012

text teasing

When someone texts you, often about something important, you text them back, then…….SILENCE.

"I'm so over Jennifer. She's famous for text teasing. She always leaves me hanging with these super important texts, I respond right back, then NOTHING. I'm gonna start calling her out on it…"

by Leem37 December 23, 2013

Text-checking

The process of checking on someone or something by texting

Have you heard from Bob today, he is late to the botton factory. No, I am text-checking him now.

by Mommaube January 8, 2019

Text trap

A text message that someone only sends so they can call you when you reply, because now they know your phone is in your hand.

I don’t want to reply to her yet, she always text traps me. Why do we need a 5 minute phone call about something I ALREADY ANSWERED IN MY TEXT?!

by 2049 June 25, 2021