Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023

Cod mobile players

Extremely gay (in denial) males that play call of duty on his mobile phone also that take a long time fixing his load out before a match

Damn these cod mobile players hella gay💀

by cyberchancla May 4, 2022

2 Player Studios

A video production company that got absolutely sinked by some random person who wanted to make a website about his Roblox sex games.

you: i love 2 player studios!
mentally insane 2ps member: yeah i love having roblox sex aswell!
you: i meant the video production company...

by anonymous October 19, 2022

controller player 74

A big loser who likes to eat penis

Bob:hey did u see controller player 74
Jeff:yeah he’s a loser

by What’s going guys September 13, 2020

The Bad Player Meta

Going negative in For Honor with a four-stack of crutch characters and accidentally winning Dominion matches. This is usually achieved by getting justly team-wiped in two seconds at the beginning of the match. This causes For Honor’s flawless game mechanics to give you minion lane for the duration of the match by only spawning in a few enemy minions each wave. After the enemy team finally dies collectively, they will get one large wave of minions. After the enemy team holds minion lane for approximately four seconds, your team will spawn in seven minions that will annihilate the forty enemy minions holding minion lane in ten seconds. Due to these one sided minion spawns, the enemy team will be forced to sacrifice a player (or two) to clear minion lane an absurd amount of times to no avail. With no need to touch minion lane, your rather unskilled team can keep tossing yourselves at the player-captured zones while only surviving longer than ten seconds due to your team’s aforementioned hero composition. This stalls the enemies’ points, while your team shoots up the scoreboard with points generated from minion lane and causing the score to end around 1,267 to 943. Most of these matches end with one of the enemy players getting four-man ganked by your team, while a Black Prior pops “Oath Breaker”(that he only just unlocked the spawn before), allowing your team to negate his revenge and kill him instantly.

“We managed to hold zones A and C the majority of the match against their two Shugokis, Black Prior, and Hitokiri. Our Gryphon cleared zone B twelve times, only for their minions to spawn and take it on his way back to assist at a zone. I hate the bad player meta and wish these bash oriented characters fed revenge.”

by Garfslinger November 8, 2021

Gorilla Player#1854

Someone with a major Skill-Issue in the game Gorilla Tag

Bro Gorilla Player#1854 Is so bad he has a Skill-Issue

by Best gorilla tag player March 17, 2022

Geometry Dash Player

Another way of saying "Virgin"

he: girl hes a Geometry Dash Player

her: ew

by ChaozTyphoon May 6, 2023