Maddie

Crazy girl in bed that you don't wanna get on her bad side.

Maddie: Lemme fuk

by i wanna fuq July 17, 2018

Maddie

She can eat almost ANYTHING she wants and still stays as skinny as she wants to be. She’s mean most of the time. Sometimes it’s fun to hang out with them, but She’s ALWAYS on her phone. Likes calling children demons, playing Minecraft, and almost never leaves her computer (unless it’s for getting food)

Maddie: no I think I’ll just stay here..
Her mom: It’s the beach! Who doesn’t like the beach?

Maddie: ugh fine. Can we go to seven-eleven first?

by Watermelon boba June 21, 2021

Maddie

Hates everyone, having the worst RBF—she’ll demolish anyone in her way, and sees everything as a steppingstone to her future success! She’s a queen for the team

You’re so Maddie omg

by eugenechoi April 21, 2022

Maddy :P

Looking like a whole damn snack, friendly, and loyal. That one friend that will always be there for you and will let you vent to them anytime. Was in fact a mistake but isn’t too much of a disappointment.

This is Maddy :P, she built like a baked bean.

by stupidbetch >~< September 2, 2021

Maddy

Very fine, pulls a lot of dudes but she has a bf so she declines them in funny ways, likes pizza but thinks big cocks are gross. Some people say she is 6/10 but she is at least a solid 9/10.

1.is that Maddy
2. Yeah she is Maddy

by C00choeman October 24, 2020

Maddie

Maddie is gorgeous inside and out. She is stronger than she looks and can make it through any adversity with elegance. She is driven and always successful at anything she sets her mind to. She is kind, honest, and caring. To be her friend puts you among one of the luckiest people alive. To be the man chosen by her makes you a husband of strong will, determination, success, and dedication. She is someone to be admired for her grace and intelligence and someone to share a laugh with because her endless wit can bring you to happy tears. She radiates from within with kind nature and the absolute best sense of humor. If you are lucky enough to meet a Maddie, hold on tight. It would be one of your life's great misfortunes to lose her.

OMG, Maddie, you are the sweetest human ever!
So...about last night...Maddie you throw the best party ever.
Maddie, stop! I'm going to die laughing

by mmmkkkaaayyyy November 23, 2021

maddie swanson

if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world

person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe

by T. Koulentes November 14, 2021