Human Cat

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads

Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard

by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021

Cursed human

A human who is so cursed they live beyond the realm of normal society. They usually have very obscure habits and surround themselves with cursed energy. The reason for their existence is unknown and is great mystey which is probably not meant to be solved.

@atoolred is such a cursed human, he's so cursed we barley know anything about him

by 12FFEJ May 28, 2020

Human mannequin

Huening Bahiyyih Jaleh one of the most promising 4th gen idol, quoted by the kmedia as a "human mannequin" that she needs no corrections and even her hair dances.

Bahiyyih/princess hiyyih/hyuba/jaleh is a human mannequin, she shines not just because of her astonishing talent but because of her top-tier visuals, perfect body proportions, and how elegant she is without even trying. She is the moment.

by Hyuba"happy virus" protector June 25, 2022

Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations

"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."

by rektx May 22, 2021

Therapy human

A friend who acts as everyones therapist without them knowing or without them wanting to, a person who has to deal with everyone's problems.

"Your my therapy human! "

by Booperdoopergirl November 8, 2019

Human trash

A dirty, filthy creature known as Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler is human trash

by QueenieAUbaek January 31, 2023

Human Pancake

Is a person who is so fat that they appear to be a pancake. Extremely, monstrously obese. A huge pancake expanse of flesh.

I saw a human pancake yesterday. Nasty!

by Yourmomgay69696969696969 May 14, 2018