Fudge Cluster

The excrement stuck on your ass when you don't wipe well

"Dude! did you shit you're pants in that presentation?"

"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."

by joe307 March 13, 2010

fudge doody

Somewhat redundant term for feces. Used by children or facetiously by adults. May serve as a noun or an interjection.

Fudge doody smeared down the side of the toilet when I flushed.

Fudge doody! I left my rubbers in the glovebox.

by mr pinky May 31, 2007

golden fudge creamsicle

When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.

the dirty slut gave the lucky guy a golden fudge creamsicle then sat on his face.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

fudge doodle sticks

A parent approved way to say f**k

Child:f**k
Parent:you can’t say that
Child: fudge doodle sticks !

by Spongebob7c January 23, 2020

fudge popsicle

when a man has anal sex with someone or something and gets fecal matter on the shaft penis

dude i got a fudge popsicle last night from all the dudes a railed.

by penis muncher 69 October 04, 2021

Fudge Popsicle

When a guy has anal sex with a girl, then she gives him a blow job.

The girl gave the best fudge Popsicle ever!!

by Banana77 April 04, 2016