Fudge

The hottest nigga that isn’t black and pulls all the thick white girls in Dodgen Middle school and has a shlong. He is Indian tho

Yesterday, Fudge fucked everyone in the school.

by Gghhnbvfffgnn April 17, 2019

Making Fudge

A more friendly way to say you’re taking a crap

Boss: “ Why were you in the bathroom for 30 minutes ? You should be working .
You: “ Sorry sir I was making fudge.”

by Davidfudgemaster July 23, 2023

baby fudge dragon

A minute turd that is produced from consuming shitty baby food-esque drinks.

"Hey mom guess what!? That meatloaf brought me a baby fudge dragon!"

by Dr. Thirsty March 18, 2014

Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress

*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*

by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019

fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.

These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...

by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017

Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019

Fudge Cabin

A semi-private but locally-renowned gathering place for casual anal sex and/or deviant sexual acts involving feces. Generally located in a rural area or small town.

"The Fudge Cabin is where the incest poop-sex happens..."

by OberonTheGoat July 24, 2015