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Facebook "Friend"

A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.
Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".
by Alexander_Banks November 16, 2011
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Squeaky Friends

Sora the troll in a stream said that he felt that the term "squeakers" to describe young gamers was demeaning. And so he came up with the friendly term, "squeaky friends" to describe youthful gamers with high pitched voices.

He said: "The definition should be like... 'We all have. We all love."
I feel bad for calling gamers under 13 "kids, children, or squeaker." We should call them, "Squeaky Friends!"
by YE BROSKI September 9, 2020
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Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights
"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."
by randomperson30 January 26, 2021
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False friend

A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....
I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.
by TrueDef. February 8, 2019
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Friending Spree

When a relatively new facebook/myspace user adds a bunch of strangers as "friends" to their social networking account.
I didn't have many "friends" so I went on a Friending Spree...
by cityguychicago March 24, 2009
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fat friend

A girl or guy you keep around to make yourself appear more attractive. They usually have some outstanding quality like humor that makes them worth having around.
Bertha is funny,sweet and smart but she is my fat friend so everytime we hit up the club i get all the guys and the attention.
by nina Campbell October 29, 2007
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“Friends for now”

This stage of the relationship is when two people are getting to know each other as in you being friends for now so you can build a friendship before the actual dating stage . When doing this you spend time together , learn things and eventually grow more of a likeing . However it up to the individuals if they do this exclusively or openly .

In shorter terms it’s a easier way to get to know someone without a title
I would just like to be “friends for now” so we can get to know each other without any pressure
by SmartyPants00 November 23, 2018
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