A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....
I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.
by TrueDef. February 8, 2019
Get the False friendmug. When you denounce a friend, or group of friends after a serious falling out. More serious than a simple argument. Usually involves some sort of betrayal from an old friend. Often leads to a cleansing of people who you realized aren't really your friends.
Divorcee: "Scott banged my girlfriend, And the crew thought it was cool"
Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"
Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"
Friend: "and what about her?"
Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"
Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"
Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"
Friend: "and what about her?"
Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"
by rat.man.can July 25, 2014
Get the Friend Divorcemug. a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.
by soopachick April 22, 2010
Get the friend bitchmug. A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights
by randomperson30 January 26, 2021
Get the Friend Offmug. When a relatively new facebook/myspace user adds a bunch of strangers as "friends" to their social networking account.
by cityguychicago March 24, 2009
Get the Friending Spreemug. A girl or guy you keep around to make yourself appear more attractive. They usually have some outstanding quality like humor that makes them worth having around.
Bertha is funny,sweet and smart but she is my fat friend so everytime we hit up the club i get all the guys and the attention.
by nina Campbell October 29, 2007
Get the fat friendmug. This stage of the relationship is when two people are getting to know each other as in you being friends for now so you can build a friendship before the actual dating stage . When doing this you spend time together , learn things and eventually grow more of a likeing . However it up to the individuals if they do this exclusively or openly .
In shorter terms it’s a easier way to get to know someone without a title
In shorter terms it’s a easier way to get to know someone without a title
by SmartyPants00 November 23, 2018
Get the “Friends for now”mug.