When you denounce a friend, or group of friends after a serious falling out. More serious than a simple argument. Usually involves some sort of betrayal from an old friend. Often leads to a cleansing of people who you realized aren't really your friends.
Divorcee: "Scott banged my girlfriend, And the crew thought it was cool"
Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"
Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"
Friend: "and what about her?"
Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"
Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"
Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"
Friend: "and what about her?"
Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"
by rat.man.can July 25, 2014
Get the Friend Divorcemug. A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....
I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.
by TrueDef. February 8, 2019
Get the False friendmug. A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights
by randomperson30 January 26, 2021
Get the Friend Offmug. a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.
by soopachick April 22, 2010
Get the friend bitchmug. When a relatively new facebook/myspace user adds a bunch of strangers as "friends" to their social networking account.
by cityguychicago March 24, 2009
Get the Friending Spreemug. A girl or guy you keep around to make yourself appear more attractive. They usually have some outstanding quality like humor that makes them worth having around.
Bertha is funny,sweet and smart but she is my fat friend so everytime we hit up the club i get all the guys and the attention.
by nina Campbell October 29, 2007
Get the fat friendmug. A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.
Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
by HollaShawty May 26, 2010
Get the parasitic friendmug.