Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason

They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.

by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019

False friend

A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....

I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.

by TrueDef. February 8, 2019

Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

by randomperson30 January 26, 2021

Fein Friend

A Fein Friend is one who you only talk/hangout with is because they either have a vape or cart

Sammy:Hey you know lexi?
Jenna:Kinda she’s just a Fein Friend

by Megatron1108 July 14, 2023

Friending Spree

When a relatively new facebook/myspace user adds a bunch of strangers as "friends" to their social networking account.

I didn't have many "friends" so I went on a Friending Spree...

by cityguychicago March 24, 2009

fat friend

A girl or guy you keep around to make yourself appear more attractive. They usually have some outstanding quality like humor that makes them worth having around.

Bertha is funny,sweet and smart but she is my fat friend so everytime we hit up the club i get all the guys and the attention.

by nina Campbell October 29, 2007

parasitic friend

A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.

Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend

by HollaShawty May 26, 2010