Skip to main content

Highroad Troll

Playing the victim or otherwise ‘doing the right thing’ in a confrontation, but you damn well know you’re stirring the pot, and egging on the other person to get them irate. Typically a high road troll busts out the camera mid argument and records the other person screaming and yelling, but not what lead up to it. They respond calm and collective with zingers to get the other person more fired up. They’ll say after the fact they felt threatened and hurt, but didn’t walked away from the situation.
Karen was totally out of line, but the man recording was being a highroad troll to get her fired up for the content. He kept calm, but he new what he was doing.
by Lookinforfun411 June 11, 2020
mugGet the Highroad Troll mug.

Troll-Hogging

A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.
Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.
by Big-N-Short April 10, 2010
mugGet the Troll-Hogging mug.

Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
mugGet the Crispy Troll mug.

troll pole

The pole that a cooks lackey uses to blow air into fire.
OI, TROLL POLE!!!
by blue chicken September 22, 2010
mugGet the troll pole mug.

Invisible Troll

One who sides with a troll to cause havoc, usually in which to sabotage one person. These "back-seat" trolls are invisible to society and can't be easily spotted, unlike your normal flamers.
Stop being an invisible troll.
by Anti-Troller July 15, 2010
mugGet the Invisible Troll mug.

news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .
News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.
by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013
mugGet the news troll mug.

Troll Instinct

The insane instinct that drives people to troll others on the internet. Will often make people do or say things online they’d otherwise never do in real life.
Some guy: What possessed you to berate that person

Troll: just feeding my troll instinct
by Itdrtyndere April 8, 2019
mugGet the Troll Instinct mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email