j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

mickey j

like a hickey, but on your butt

Guy 1: "I gave her a Mickey j last night"
Guy 2: "so you got some good booty?"
Guy 1: "totally"

by BobitaLovesBob April 16, 2015

J-Lessed

v. The act of ejaculating on someone's face unexpectedly.

"yo I just J-Lessed when I saw that pair of rockin' tits."

by a victim of a facial February 10, 2009

J-banger

Joint, spliff, doobie; a cigarette combined with cannabis that will get you high.

'Let's roll a J-banger', 'I'm J-bangered'.

by spacecaked March 15, 2011

medium j

a smart ass asshole with curly hair

A medium j would say whatever you say doesn't matter.

by krazedhatchetgrl December 06, 2004

j-ho

A Japanese woman prone to promiscuous, wonton and tawdry behavior. Often seen in the Roppongi district of Tokyo getting plastered with low-life gaijin such as GIs from nearby bases.

Yo dudes, let's leave base tonight and go party in Roppongi! We can get really wasted and pick up some J-hos! Damn! Glad I am not in Iraq.

by Tokyo gaijin June 23, 2007

car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.

Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.

by R-Dave September 23, 2020