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I just caught my friend having gay sex.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 6, 2024

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that one things my parents do

go have sex with grandma

by bitzaloid April 15, 2023

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An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.

God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.

by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025

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some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed

1:i just had some good sexy sex

2:fucking die yourself

by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022

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Supa Sex

The state of being partially horny while in the mood to encourage others to become horny. Though this may not be always the case, a person can be Supa Sex by simply just being too good for the other person you are accusing. It is also a social status of asserting your dominance over another individual. ez this is legit to good skill issue

You are simply not Supa Sex enough for me

by Guyofsex December 7, 2020

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