israel: I poo'ed and cumed
shondell: ill just shove my cock in your ass
israel: i didnt wipe daddy
shondell; even better now ill have a poopy cock
shondell: ill just shove my cock in your ass
israel: i didnt wipe daddy
shondell; even better now ill have a poopy cock
by CUMM butty July 26, 2022
Get the poopy cockmug. by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022
Get the Cock Fraudmug. 1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.
2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.
2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.
by Dirty ejaculations 101 January 13, 2018
Get the cock yogertmug. by Chimpanzee_With_Glock December 20, 2021
Get the snub nosed cockmug. I fancy way of saying, "I like your style".
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.
Keep in mind, this is only said by adults and said to kids.
by Yukasoka February 14, 2022
Get the I like the shit of your cockmug. Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."
— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
Get the Suck My Cockmug. 1. A male bird, especially of a domestic fowl/rooster.
2. A slang for penis/dick.
3. Male of other animals: While most commonly referring to birds, it can also refer to the male of certain other animals, like a cock lobster.
4. Verb "to cock": This can mean to draw back the hammer of a gun in preparation for firing, or to tilt or turn something upwards or to one side, such as cocking one's head.
5. A small pile: As a noun, it can refer to a small heap of hay or straw.
2. A slang for penis/dick.
3. Male of other animals: While most commonly referring to birds, it can also refer to the male of certain other animals, like a cock lobster.
4. Verb "to cock": This can mean to draw back the hammer of a gun in preparation for firing, or to tilt or turn something upwards or to one side, such as cocking one's head.
5. A small pile: As a noun, it can refer to a small heap of hay or straw.
1. Look at that cool cock!
2. Your cock seems to be small.
3. - John: What is that?
-Dave: That is a cock lobster.
4. How do i cock this gun?
5. -Nina: I lost my keys, can you find them?
-Daniel: Of course! I think you forgot them at a cock.
2. Your cock seems to be small.
3. - John: What is that?
-Dave: That is a cock lobster.
4. How do i cock this gun?
5. -Nina: I lost my keys, can you find them?
-Daniel: Of course! I think you forgot them at a cock.
by Malik Yakubov July 20, 2025
Get the Cockmug.