cock shooting

When you take your penis and

jizz on some one from a distance

When I was cock shooting I hit a girl from 3 feet away

by Man of rape December 28, 2013

Cock Mobbed

A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.

Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.

Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!

by Duderules 544 April 14, 2011

Cock sucking gypsy

someone who mikoozles others

THAT COCK SUCKING GYPSY MIKOOZLED ME

by Oopsmikesdead May 8, 2019

Cock Apnea

When you insert your penis into their mouth during sleep, causing the airway to become restricted and resulting in a sudden, violent awakening that may or may not cause severe damage to one's member.

To get her back for making fun of my snoring, I gave her an episode of Cock Apnea! I'll be out of the hospital next week.

by Byram Suddarth III June 28, 2024

Swinging Cock Brigade

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.

The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

Cock Gaggler

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.

"Hey dude, yesterday I saw John sucking himself off! You think he's a Cock Gaggler?"

by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018

cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.

hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie

by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022