Cock on a stick

Used like damn it or fuck! Controversial whether the cock is put on the stick like a hot dog or a corn dog, and whether it’s hard or flaccid.

Cock on a stick! I just realised I should have submitted that very important report yesterday.

by anotherswearword December 5, 2018

Half cocked judy

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers

Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.

by Jdog79 December 26, 2023

Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.

Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.

by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021

cock

Italian slang for a woman who has a really nice body.

"Man does she have some cock on her!"

by Laz322 October 27, 2016

alligator cock

An alligator who has a giant penis.

I love alligator cock

by Cock_sniffer November 24, 2021

Cock-dock

"Cock-dock" is the place a man docks his cock

Heterosexually when referring to a woman's vagina - "WOW! This woman's cock-dock is delicious"

Homosexually when referring to anal sex - "WOW! This fella's cock-dock is nice and tight"

and Hetersosexually when referring to anal sex "WOW! This woman's cock-dock is nice and tight"

by ma406712 August 19, 2017