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Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.
by Preacher59 December 15, 2018
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Moblue-Syndrom

Unter Moblue-Syndrom versteht sich ein Streamer mit einer scheinbar antiproportionalen Viewer-zu-Chatter Aufteilung. Streamer, die unter dem Moblue-Syndrom leiden, finden sich oft mit 150 Zuschauern und 2 Chattern wieder. Dieses Phänomen, wenn auch nicht ganz so extrem ausgeprägt, konnte man zuvor häufig bei ASMR und Hot-Tub Streamern beobachten. Was genau das Moblue-Syndrom hervorruft ist bisher noch nicht ganz geklärt.
Sie hat 100 Viewer, aber irgendwie hat hier seit 4 Minuten niemand mehr geschrieben, außer "itmkoeln". Ich vermute sie leidet am Moblue-Syndrom.
by Anamnese March 23, 2022
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Left Titty Syndrome

When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.
Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!

Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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scoliotic shrimp syndrome

When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)
Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!
by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022
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Stockton Syndrome

A Syndrome named after OceanGate CEO 'Stockton Rush' after the June 18th incident of the 'Titan' submersible

Stockton Syndrome: To show all forms of arrogance and dismissing factual criticism and information because it hinders a certain personal goal making the individual blinded by their own goal and expectation

This may also be a cause of the Ikea Effect
I'm assuming he has Stockton Syndrome by the way he is acting
by LePost James July 4, 2023
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Alice Syndrome

Alice Syndrome is when you get into a relationship after 2 days of meeting your partner and pretend that it’s deep love and that you care about your partner and what not, then it turns out being false and you never really cared, just pretended and wanted a distraction to try and get over your ex, it usually lasts about 3-4 months. You use the excuse that you “Lost feelings” as a form of breakup.
This person reeks of Alice Syndrome
by MarcoMelux July 15, 2025
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Little man syndrome

A terrible incurable disease in which a short man, tries to make up for his lack of height, by being arrogant and ignorant. Fueled by toxic masculinity and stunted growth.

Side effects include: Attitude, inflated ego, & a firm belief in time fixes everything.

People who suffer from LMS are often known to show terrible leadership skills & bring down the team as a whole.
My boss is an incompetent pos that suffers from Little Man syndrome
by Bearrr.2210 April 23, 2024
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