Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome

Common signs of LCPS are:
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing

- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning

- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior

As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.

Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).

If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.

Jamal: "Me and another family member where playing Smash Bros and he smacked the controller out of my hand and I lost!"

Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."

by Holanimus Horsel March 4, 2024

gedagadigedagedao syndrome

gedagadigedagedao syndrome is a disease where the human body thinks it has become a chicken nugget. it is afraid of chefs since it thinks they will deep fry him

I got gang banged by someone with gedagadigedagedao syndrome

by oggabuga March 5, 2024

stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024

Inbox distress syndrome

When opening your email inbox causes you distress because of the volume of new tasks awaiting you

Co-worker: Why are you crying?
Me: I just came back from vacay and I'm about to check my email but I lost control of my bodily functions because of the fear of what I'm about to unleash.
Co-worker: Yep, thats called Inbox distress syndrome. I get it too.

by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024

hot girl syndrome

When a woman is so attractive she believes she never has to take accountability or do any kind of real self-improvement, reflection or therapy because she will always have people fawning over her no matter how shitty of a person she is.

"she just thinks she can go on treating people that way.. total hot girl syndrome"

by chagga16 March 6, 2024

Kia soul syndrome

Usually an Arizona driver who’s driving record is so bad they only qualify for a Kia soul in the lime green color or a syndrome of any Kia soul driver being a fucking idiot on the road

That Kia soul just cut me off they definitely have Kia soul syndrome.

by Leahsky205 March 7, 2024

Zoe Syndrome

A word to describe when someone says something completely out of the blue or randomly during a conversation, to the point where it has no actual importance to the current conversation. It stands for "Zoning Out of Exchange."

You: "Yeah I hate pineapples on pizza"
Person: "Pineapple are actually pretty good."
You: "Really? Why do you thi-"
"ZOE": "stupid cat"
Person: "Are they okay?"
You: "Yes, it's just zoe syndrome."

by Kayla Licorne March 7, 2024