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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
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two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.
Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely
by TheFunnyGuy88 May 5, 2023
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Sex demon

Casey ayuk-tabi after 11 pm when he is texting Sid the sloth.
I am not like a sex demon, I want more than just you puss.
by Caseythebaddiesexdemon June 12, 2025
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Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck
I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex
by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025
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sex haver

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023
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gay sex

by JC Butterball April 1, 2025
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sex story

see pts 1-7. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 8/??
sex story pt 8!!

his moaning slows to whimpering as he lays down ontop of me, with one hand around my shoulder and one hand rubbing my head as we catch our breaths. he turns his head over and tells me 'fuck baby, you feel so good. i just can't get enough of you'. i reciprocated my feelings to him and gave him a kiss. he pulls his cock out of my warm embrace, wipes the cum still oozing out of him off of his cock and looks at me still laid back with my legs shaking.

i start to get up and he pushes me back down – 'and where do you think you're going, little miss? i didn't say you were done yet.' he wipes away his cum that's spilling out of me and goes back down on me. i'm twitching and thrusting and i'm extremely sensitive after all that, but it still feels so. fucking. incredible. i grasp a clump of his hair as my head and eyes roll back and i feel his middle finger slip inside me. he starts sliding it in and out while curling it up onto the front wall of my vagina, still soft and warm. as my moans get louder again he gets more intense. i tell him 'don't stop, don't stop, that's perfect —' in a voice that's cracking, 'oh god, i'm coming, don't stop!!' as i shake and cum again down his chin.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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