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Junky Nail Syndrome

When you have your nails looking gooky and not smooth. Acrylic nails gone wrong!
I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome
by Afreur August 19, 2024
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Summer Camp Syndrome

That feeling of sadness or loneliness you get when you come home from a summer camp or a retreat and go back to normal life.
Ever since the trip I’ve felt lonely and bored I must have Summer Camp Syndrome.
by Rio86 June 3, 2022
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Up Syndrome

When someone tends to hover above chimneys
Dolly has up syndrome, look at her hovering
by Dick Massive June 30, 2021
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matfyz syndrome

Matfyz syndrome come from the mathematical-physical faculty of Charles University in Prague. Where they teach very complicated math.

It means that you are so good in complicated math, equations and such that you start to forget things like division/multiplication sometimes even additions like 53+92, or substraction like 68-392. Caused by using calculator too much.
64+7 is 70? It's 71, you are starting to have the matfyz syndrome. You shouldn't use the calculator that much.
by TheLizatkk August 6, 2024
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inflatable head syndrome

A disease in humans that causes the victim to believe that everything they say or do is ultimately correct.

Symptoms may include arrogance, aggressive behavior, self imposing of deity-like traits, and in some rare cases, jaundice. More case studies reveal that IHS can be linked to anxiety, eating disorders, and other mental health disorders that are similar to ADHD.
Person 1: I've come to ignore President Trump's bravado, mostly because of my belief that he has inflatable head syndrome.
Person 2: Well maybe you have it too!
by robthesaxplayer November 17, 2018
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Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!
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milad syndrome

A syndrome that gives you the urge to lick ass immediately. This makes your school teachers give you better grades, but also makes all the other students hate you.
Person 1: "Oh my god is he out licking ass again?"
Person 2: "Yeah i think he has the milad syndrome"
by Sechtiw December 14, 2016
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