shed syndrome

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.

even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.

Ashley: close the door marcus

Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.

when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed

by gOD12345678901234 July 28, 2011

Lebron syndrome

When fans or victims of the basketball star Lebron James believe he is the greatest of all time. It is tunnel vision that no other era compares to this player, in which could lead to mental illness. Despite less accomplishments than other players they still will believe he is the greatest. Stats don’t lie in the finals don’t compare to the greats in the past. 20 percent sweep record, not enough awards, can’t close in the finals are all evidence that he is not. The victims are in denial ignoring the evidence in front of them.

Bron is better than mj. Yeah he’s the goat. He can’t go left, he played with janitors, can’t win without Scottie puppet. Six and zero it don’t matter he da goat.

Defined as the act of believing in something that isn’t true and having tunnel vision known as lebron syndrome.

by Lebron should be gone May 1, 2024

FIFA syndrome

Referring to the FIFA series of videogames. A mental state in which one desires to own or play a new entry in a game series, despite uneasy feelings regarding whether or not the sequel's new content and/or gameplay changes is enough to warrant its existence.

"I should be hesitant to buy the new Splatoon game, but my FIFA syndrome is making me otherwise."

by nokidneys September 11, 2022

Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A syndrome where you get your head turned into a hat and forced to apply by laws from Zendaya

Oh no they have Anita's - big hat syndrome!

by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025

Emma Syndrome

A contagious disease that triggers your brain cells to suddenly disappear from existence. This rare phenomenon causes the victim to experience extreme stupidity and be called idiotic, stupid, dumb, worthless, invaluable, creature, abomination, hideous entity, pointless being, and many more.

Careful Vellexia... don't slurp on Emma's hole, you might get infected with Emma Syndrome.

by ddy1xn December 28, 2023

Lamar Jackson Syndrome

When the NFL pundits fall in love with a mediocre quarterback and push him onto the viewers as the greatest single player in the league.

A lot of experts are saying Jalen Hurts should be MVP this year. They have Lamar Jackson Syndrome for him bad.

by JMBrowningA5 February 12, 2023

Colgate lung syndrome

disease associated with people who always have that mouthwash smell in their breath.

Her breath always smells like mouthwash, I think she has the Colgate lung syndrome

by BPTRY July 26, 2020