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fucking annoying place, wish i could bomb and terrorize it
kid: i hate 3rd grade!!!!
teenager: suit yourself for 6th grade, aka high school bro
by Deco The Epic Guy May 2, 2023
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Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023
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Kingsgrove North High School

A secondary school located in New South Wales Australia. The students at Kingsgrove North High School are babyish for teenagers. The students at Kingsgrove North High School are an embarrassment to be seen with

and the majority of the students at Kingsgrove North High School don't even know about the birds and the bees

which is why the majority of the students at this High school are immature virgins that will insult people that are sexually active because they're jealous of them.

Most of the staff members are in the lgbtq community and they want the students to support lgbtq too...even though the lgbtq community goes against some people's personal beliefs and religions. This school needs to be shut down or burnt down.
Kingsgrove North High School is the most childish High school in Australia. Don't go there because the school is filled with unattractive Incels and LGBTQ Staff members.
by I.know.best May 4, 2023
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Boulder high

The place to go if you like doing hard drugs at lunch. Just make sure you avoid the cameras or Hobbs might make a move on you. No where else would you be walking on a field trip with your teacher by the creek and see your class mate hitting the bong. Senior ditch day the day after Halloween, and on st Patrick’s, and 420. The bathrooms the ‘vape rooms’ and your teacher asks you how your 420 was. You walk in, the friendly face of your teacher greets you, all of you. At least the students can get teachers coffee from the nearby gas station to redeem their long bathroom breaks!
I have a sibling at boulder high who gave the me the tea on boulder.
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Honolulu high tide

When you whip out your Johnson and hose down a homeless person with jizz.
The guy in the beach begging for change got a honolulu high tide from a huge black guy.
by Holyhellthatsadinosoar May 11, 2023
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Rules:
1: They are all white regardless of their skin color.
2:It's all generational wealth. Don't be suprised seeing 15 year old kids already having cars for when they have their permit.
3: Don't date anyone from here, or churchill, or wj, or potomac. You WILL regret it.
4: The white girls fight for racial justice or some shit while the minority kids dont care.
5: They all vape/smoke.
6:They are all at least 30% gay
7:They're all npcs. For an example of an npc, enter the nearby starbucks (there are multiple... of course there are multiple. Everyone here is white. Refer to rule 1.)
BCC starter pack
1: Butterfly knife
2:Starbucks coffee cup
3: Iced tea
4: starbucks carryout bag
5: Tight leggings
6: Baggy jacket
7: Golden retriever
8: California

9: "like" in every sentence
10: ripped jeans
11: Parent's car
12:vape
13:weed
14: short shorts
15: pride flag
16: Lost virginity at 14
17: Low quality boys and girls (refer to rule 3)
18: Gay lacrosse kids

And remember that they will pick the most useless degrees to ever exist to "follow their passion" and then end up as a starbucks barista.
The parents paid off the student debt.
Some white girl at Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School threw a party at their parent's mansion and got railed. Now she's a mother at the age of 15 and the father moved out of state!
by Bawl Plart May 14, 2023
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