I was in my bedroom, getting changed. I hear a knock on my door, it was my best friend. "Go away. I'm changing." I said. "That's even better baby". He walked in, locking the door behind. I say, "what do you want?". "You." He pushes me onto the bed on starts to take off my lacy bra and panties. He takes off his. "Call me daddy now." He said. He starts to fuck me really hard. "Harder daddy!!" I scream. He found my g-spot, and fucks me into hell. I start cumming. I go onto him and start to ride him. One hour later, we finish up, all sweaty and full of cum. "Wanna be more than friends babe?" He asks me. I nod. "Same time tomorrow." "Than its a date." He says. "That was the best sex ever." I say. And it was.
by RoseBerry26 January 23, 2022

by imoanLikeAMice July 31, 2022

The opposite of Casual Sex
"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023

The act of shoving an aged turd that’s hard like a dildo up a black womans vagina to make it qweef which makes a fart sound giving it the name doo doo nigga fart sex
Oh yea that’s doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex
by Nigger6741 September 29, 2025

by Your mom is hot 69 April 7, 2022

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
by Vita Smart November 28, 2022

Jaylen: My girlfriend told me the reason why Danielle broke up with her boyfriend because he was a straight up missionary man.
Jamar: Yeah she told me the same thing. So, I used a few moves from my sex playlist on her.
Jamar: Yeah she told me the same thing. So, I used a few moves from my sex playlist on her.
by Starving Artist246 April 13, 2025
