Ping me

To send someone a message using internet chat programs such as Skype, Lync, or Instant messenger.

Phone user 1: What's your contact information?
Phone user 2: It's...

Phone user 1: Better yet. Ping me.
Phone user 2. ok Cool.

by tjamnz July 13, 2022

You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

Yo, you hear me?

Used to get someone’s attention when they are clearly already listening to you

Also to interrupt them and derail their train of thought

“So yeah i think she’s crazy you know but - “

“Hey yo, you hear me? What you tryna get into later bro?”

by Toolin’42 January 25, 2022

Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.

1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!

by sodiesoda November 23, 2021

Me

Dirty whore who loves to be fucked hard and go everywhere naked and suck cock, loves to squirt.

Man: “suck my cock bitch before I fuck you harder then ever u worthless sex pig”

Me: “yes sir”

by Dirtyworthlesswhore.cunt November 8, 2020

snap me u

You better fucking text my ass

Boy: how old are you
Girl: 13
Boy: snap me u

by @nina.teribery February 6, 2020

Niggering me

Annoying someone or pestering someone to the point where it’s to much to handle

Joe quit niggering me about the game.

by khalizle_ January 24, 2022