telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

Rid'l me dis

Explain a complex issue

Rid'l me dis in detail.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

Me

Are you seriously that fucking bored

Someone just searched me on the UD

Me : you uncultured swine if your bored go talk to ur girl 🤣

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

Me

Just me

Me is good

by Hello🤫🤫 November 23, 2021

Me Huong

A beautiful mother with a pink soul , and she loves her kids so so much

Omg , Are you ok, sweetie? Me Huong said

by Mr. Anhdepzai November 24, 2021

struth me dingo

An Australian exclaimation, similar to "Crikey!"

Struth me dingo that was crazy!

by Jackalexg May 29, 2018

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by sesa me July 27, 2024