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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
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sex story

see pts 1-8. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 9/9 (fucking finally)
sex story pt 9 (falling action!!)

he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck
I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex
by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025
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Sex demon

Casey ayuk-tabi after 11 pm when he is texting Sid the sloth.
I am not like a sex demon, I want more than just you puss.
by Caseythebaddiesexdemon June 12, 2025
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two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.
Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely
by TheFunnyGuy88 May 5, 2023
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suck my pussy when we have sex

Why you want to know how to do this

Basically a guy sucks a girls pussy while kneeling down or on the baby maker

(bed for you uncultured swines) while they moan.
Girlfriend : hey when we reach home suck my pussy when we have sex.

Boyfriend : ok but imma do it hard
by @$%×%@rich gyall^#^$;$; September 24, 2023
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military sex

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse
my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!
by love_4332 September 22, 2017
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