help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020

Foot me downs

What the second and third child get for their feet because only the oldest gets new shoes.

Little Juliet was always walking with a slight limp, because her sister Emma’s foot me downs had lost a heel on the right side, forcing her to walk in a large circle to the right.

by You rReal Name September 8, 2020

urinate me off

To make mad; interchangeable with “piss me off”

Television and telephone companies really urinate me off when they constantly overcharge me!

by L1ttle September 15, 2018

Can’t see me

When you wave your hand in front of your face like John cena, saying “you can’t see me” as you bust a fat nut in her eyes.

Your girlfriend can’t see me

by Swolejesus July 29, 2020

scott and me

another grammatically correct way to say scott and i.

scott and me have been together for over 17 months

by bradlover9000 October 13, 2020

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

by not a normal man December 8, 2024

Took me to Texas

New age version of when someone ghosts you.

“Hey you still talking to that girl?”
“No. That bitch took me to Texas.”

by Boejangles03 December 8, 2024