revengeance syndrome

something somehow being so extremely edgy that it ends up looping back around to being cool again. like metal gear rising revengeance

john: postal dude is kind of cool.
jon: isn't that guy from that super edgy postal games?
john: its honestly more so revengeance syndrome more then anything.

by blue_axolotl64 September 1, 2022

BPCH Syndrome

Black people cant hoop syndrome

if your black friend is trash he might have BPCH syndrome

by ItWasntDoug June 8, 2024

Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025

No Dream Syndrome

If your name is Kim and you are in a relationship with a black dude, you may suffer from this disease. Which is that if you haven’t been on FaceTime with him or haven’t seen him for more than a week, you may not be able to have any dreams at all. My advice is to call him immediately.

Your boyfriend’s getting desperate and now you have no dream syndrome . Call him!

by Mr. Meann December 15, 2021

malabsorption syndrome

A semi-rare medical issue in which the patient cannot absorb sufficient amounts of nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins. It can be caused by conditions such as celiac disease, Crohn’s disease, lactose intolerance, and intestinal damage.
Malabsorption can sometimes cause major stomach migraines and leave the patient hungry for hours.
Most people with Malabsorption Syndrome can survive by taking nutrient supplements and so forth.

But in some highly rare cases, Malabsorption Syndrome can be fatal, the patient may only have a few years before their brain and vital organs shut down due to lack of nutrients. As long as modern medicine keeps improving and patients keep on top of their diet, they can hopefully come out of this alive.

'I have Malabsorption Syndrome, but I'm going to try my best to be okay!'

by efege October 7, 2017

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020

Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.

Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome

by Hippiechef July 25, 2016