Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.

My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.

by DSMarauder March 27, 2011

cock skivols

This penis shrivels up so small and tight that it disappears into itself and is flush to the stomach like it didn't exist.

That skanky bitch gave me the worst case of cock skivols.

by WhiteyGotMeDown78 June 4, 2014

Cock

Is something you can suck and get children out of 😩‼️

I love your mega Dom cock

by imnotmiayouare August 10, 2021

Lord cock less

An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected

Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here

by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017

Cock Slap

A Cock Slap is referring to a hard hit ball in such spots such as baseball or golf.

“Oh man that ball Carlson hit was a cock slap

by ghwhiffer January 8, 2022

hickery dickery dock in this cock

its cold in here

maya why tf is it hickery dickery dock in this cock in here. tf u mean its brick dick in this bitch 👨🏿 ✈️

by maeve baszak December 21, 2025

Cock N Balls Suckers

made for people who slander someone with lies

Lie: Joseph Orosz isn't gay all day with Cock N Balls Suckers
Truth: Joseph Orosz is gay all day with Cock N Balls Suckers

by Joseph Orosz April 18, 2022