cock end wangler

another way of saying someone is a wanker

what are you being a cock end wangler for?

have you seen this cock end wangler?

by amanda fuck July 5, 2010

jibbly cock

A desease in which your penis slowly shrinks to nothing.

Jay moore has the worst case of jibbly cock ever. I think his penis is inverted. Shrinking penis

by Scorpio66699 October 19, 2013

Mia cocks

A girl with blond curley hair. She is very nice and she flinches every time I move 😀

This is My bestie mia cocks

by ._._._._._._._._._.._ May 13, 2021

swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.

There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island

by Criminal47 August 11, 2022

Cock and ball tortilla

Balls

“Honey I have a cock and ball tortilla”

“Nice”

by lebumdum March 7, 2022

Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind

Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage

by TacoFN March 29, 2020

cock rocket

1) stupidly small motorcycles that go fast owned by men with small dicks
2) penis so filled with cum it might explode at any given second

“dude, we rode that cock rocket so fast we astrally projected” (both definitions apply)

by ilikemymind August 26, 2022