the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

Man, fuck doug!

A phrase that expresses frustration, anger, guilt, sorrow etc..

"I see blue lights in the rear view mirror", says passenger #1, passenger #2 replies " Man, Fuck Doug! " or I just ripped pants! Man, fuck doug!

by MandM_R_awesome21 July 4, 2021

White Man's Handshake

A handshake that involves grabbing an outstretched hand firmly and pumping it up and down confidently to avoid an embarrassing flub of a cool handshake. This is usually given when a minority holds out their hand and you, not wanting to mess it up and appear lame, crush their fingers before they show everyone how "white" you are when you mess it up.

Boy 1: I was playing ball at the Y and everyone was introducing themselves. This guy walked up to me, held out his hand and said "Yo, what up? I'm LaTrell." I didn't want to look like an idiot so I grabbed his hand and gave him the White Man's Handshake before he could try anything funny.

Boy 2: Wow...

by Sheepdog October 12, 2012

mexi-man whore

a mexican male that will sleep with anything.

that critter is such a mexi-man whore

by the man in a white sedan January 23, 2012

Poor Man's Vette

Refers to inexpensive GT coupe from the late 60s early 70s the Opel GT. The car got this name because it looks very similar to the corvette stingray

poor old bill could only afford a poor man's vette

by opelgt March 31, 2012

Grown Man Naked

A cocktail containing two parts Orange Juice, one part Vodka, one part Southern Comfort Whiskey, and one part Amaretto served in a rocks glass.

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"No, but I've drank one."

by tbleezyfosheezy January 16, 2012

White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music

For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.

by thesmallC September 28, 2011