Coosa Central High School

A high school where there's fights that break water fountains with the persons head, teachers arrested during class, teacher/coach affairs, boys who put fishhooks on their hats, moldy lunch food, constant drug tests, and principles condoning drug use as long as YOU are growing it.

Person 1: "Did you hear about that big fight?"
Person 2: "Yeah...that's Coosa Central High School kids for you."

by bro.idk January 29, 2021

Orchard View High School

Orchard View High School, High school consisting of the utmost annoying people, and the most avid vapers. Kids have made more money telling on people for vaping here than someone who works a full time job.

“Oh yeah Orchard View High School? That’s where my plug goes”

by Piece CTRL Cayden December 13, 2020

Green Bay High School

A school where you can look at kids pissing without consequences.

"fuck, fuck, fuck my kid goes to Green Bay High School. Her poor holes"

by sufficiently funny July 18, 2023

Tuscarora Junior High

Ah yes Tuscarora, the place where you have “that sport kid” in almost every class. Halls lined with lockers that almost no one uses. Almost anyone in 7-8th grade’s fav teacher Mr Imes (also known as Big Daddy Imes) who gives out extra credit all the time, but can and will slam kids into lockers and is known by everyone and anyone. You also have blind-as-a-bat Mr.H who has a skeleton named Huey in his closet. Mr.St Claire who is a mood all around and gets tired of a lot of kids.(me too Mr. St Claire, me too) Mr. Beward the cool/chill gym teacher who knows a lot of things and you don’t want to get on his bad side. Then you can’t forget the VIPS Brian the Tech Guy(full name) and Mr. Burdge the janitor(hope i spelled that correctly). Don’t forget Mr.Willow who has fun every time 7th graders have to test something(he is a major hot spot, seriously go for the principal that no one wants to go near)

“Hey have you heard of Tuscarora Junior High?”
“Oh the one with Mr.Imes?”

by Swind/swick April 4, 2022

Miramonte High School

a school with a ton of money that refuses to spend it on wifi

"dude we have to submit the warmup for biezad"
"the wifi isn't fucking working I tried guest AND student. miramonte high school is such a joke"

by poosaigh April 23, 2024

Glenvar high school

The school thats divided in to two parts, Faggots and Rednecks that think its funny to put ’’yee yee’’ stickers on their whack ass trucks. The teachers don’t know what they’re doing but the principals are cool. The school itself looks like a kindergardner that put two carboard boxes together, and the green windows look like a glass painting i made back in 1st grade please they’re so awful like please someone bring god down and knock them out. The ceilings are so short that even short kids (like me) feel claustrophobic. Lastly, the band sucks ass. I’m sorry but y’all make hidden valley’s band look good. Like learn to play a fuckin note bro.

*me going to my school’s football game*
Friend: “your band sucks ass“

Me: “yeah they really do let’s go to the cave spring’s side and vibe with their band“

(Glenvar High School- home of the alcoholics)

by MulletDaddy? November 30, 2021

When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023