McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.

Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

PAE me

People are exhausting me, so unless you’re paying my bills, take your crap elsewhere.

The equivalent of “Okay Boomer” for dealing with cyber bullies.

Keyboard warrior: “Billie Eilish looks like a wine mom.”

Billie Eilish: “PAE me bitch.”

by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021

Smell me piff

Smell dank weed

Oi mate smell me piff it's dank.

by Northern toker January 16, 2021

Me Anda

I don't know in the fula language pronounced Mi-An-Da

"Me anda ko hombo waddi (I don't know who did it

by ThatFulaKiddo January 16, 2021

Shoot me with an arrow

This word is used best to describe your day or your current mood. Similar meaning to “kill me now” or “shoot me”. However you won’t get yelled at for saying it in school or questioned in public.

Friend: “how’s your day going?”
Me: “ugh shoot me with an arrow”

by Rami129 January 16, 2021

Hang me later

When something reminds you to off yourself later. If something is a drag hang me later

Off-note it could be for masturbation.

"And that is that for today" - teacher

The really into school kid rises their hand.

"Hang me later for fucks sake!" - the kid who didn't do homework.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021