Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Takotsubo syndromemug. "Allan hasn't gotten laid in a month and is starting to go crazy."
"Yeah, I think he's got FSB Syndrome."
"Yeah, I think he's got FSB Syndrome."
by lksolid May 18, 2018
Get the FSB Syndromemug. A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.
Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.
by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021
Get the Convenience Store Addiction Syndromemug. by anonymous March 1, 2023
Get the Resident Evil 1 Syndromemug. by LongTongs August 21, 2021
Get the Liv Syndromemug. by Thelostguy January 19, 2022
Get the Short dick syndromemug. A term popularized by tiktok podcasts, the term refers to a character or medium created in such a way that it is intended to be perceived as attractive, so much so that it loses all attractiveness entirely.
Something that is almost a caricature of sexuality/lust
Something that is almost a caricature of sexuality/lust
p1: Isnt the new catwoman hot?
p2: I don’t know, she was suffering from some serious Jessica Rabbit Syndrome
p2: I don’t know, she was suffering from some serious Jessica Rabbit Syndrome
by texturespending February 18, 2024
Get the Jessica Rabbit Syndromemug.