Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the egg shaped cockmug. Any man that demonstrates asshole behavior, such as cut you off in traffic or play music really loud on a Saturday morning, is a cock.
Alternate word for dick or penis.
Alternate word for dick or penis.
(Jarred awake by music from a peaceful slumber.)
"What the fuck is that noise?!"
"Fucking Gary. He always plays his death metal first thing on a Saturday morning. He's such a fucking cock!"
"What the fuck is that noise?!"
"Fucking Gary. He always plays his death metal first thing on a Saturday morning. He's such a fucking cock!"
by Banana Rider June 14, 2018
Get the Cockmug. 1. When he’s just too relatable.
2. When you haven’t seen him in a while/he’s gone & you go insane. You wish he’d come back & fuck you reckless. You consider pulling the trigger.
Also see evafoxy’s definition
2. When you haven’t seen him in a while/he’s gone & you go insane. You wish he’d come back & fuck you reckless. You consider pulling the trigger.
Also see evafoxy’s definition
by Superjuliam December 8, 2022
Get the Cock withdrawlmug. 1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.
(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.
(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)
'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'
by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006
Get the Cock slashermug. by Fecknhill420 April 19, 2020
Get the Cock your dishmug. When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving alex a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your TINY ERECTOR starts to BURN with the FLAME OF HELLLLLL. i've never ever felt this but i know one of you have and you rely on this because you're a fucking virgin. Can also be used to say if someone has a "hot spot"
Broooooo. Little jimmy making me go WILD rn
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit
You saying?
My Pixie is on feuer rn idk what do to
You got a flaming cock?
wtf is that
When you are on pornhub satisfying your foot fetish with minecraft steve giving a foot job and your in your moms basement jacking off to it and your tiny erector starts to burn with the flame of hell.
Bro i just had that feeling a couple of days ago
ya you told me
no i was watching that video
well shit
by anonymous January 22, 2023
Get the Flaming cockmug. by choppaonme November 16, 2020
Get the Nigerian Cockmug.