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mace balls

After a man shaved his balls, the hairs grow back a little and become sharp and spiked, stabbing the sides of the mans legs
My balls are stabbing me! I have mace balls!
by Anonymous January 18, 2021
mugGet the mace ballsmug.

House Ball

house ball
ˈhau̇s ˌbȯl
noun

1. A pinball term: the ball that drains immediately after being launched, typically going straight down the middle or out an outlane, before the player has any chance to make contact with a flipper. Often compared to a casino “house win,” since the machine effectively keeps the player’s money without providing any meaningful play.

2. Informal: An exaggerated complaint made by a pinball player who insists that house balls occur to them far more often than to anyone else, despite all evidence to the contrary. Usually accompanied by dramatic outbursts, theatrical sighs, or the conviction that the universe is conspiring against them personally.

— house ball, verb
house-balled; house-ball·ing
: to suffer an immediate drain without making contact with the flippers

Etymology:
First known use: mid-20th century pinball arcades, where unlucky plunges were said to be “claimed by the house.” In modern usage, the term has expanded to describe both the event and the theatrical meltdown of certain players who treat every house ball as a cosmic injustice aimed squarely at them.
• “Launched the ball, drained instantly — that’s a house ball.”
• “On older machines, house balls are common and just part of the game.”
• “HOUSE BALL?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THIS MACHINE IS RIGGED!!!”
• “That wasn’t a drain, that was a government-sanctioned assassination of my bonus multiplier… HOUSE BALL!!!”
• “Three house balls in a row? Clearly the pinball gods hate me personally and no one else.”
• “You didn’t just get a house ball, bro… you got a deep state conspiracy.”
by GuidoDaPimp September 14, 2025
mugGet the House Ballmug.

dink and balls

me: mantr you have dink and balls?
mantr: yeyou
by Master15920 March 16, 2023
mugGet the dink and ballsmug.

Balls

Balls
Balls
by Balls__ June 10, 2022
mugGet the Ballsmug.

Outback Beach Balling

A kink involving getting testicles covered in sand while having sex out in the sunlight; or a fetish for having sex outside in bright weather.
Oi. Me and the mates are gonna' go outback beach balling if yer wanna join?
by TacoTeusday123 February 8, 2023
mugGet the Outback Beach Ballingmug.

My ball

Is another way of saying that's my girl made by DDG
Bro why are you talking to her you know that's my ball
by exppion June 24, 2025
mugGet the My ballmug.

Ball that and a bag of chips

Did y’all hook up last night?

Yeah, it was ball that and a bag of chips.
by Jizzmaster0 May 14, 2022
mugGet the Ball that and a bag of chipsmug.

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