Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.

I was Melon Balling some whiny bitch but she never saw me coming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

Ball pit

Two men scissoring so their balls dance joyously around together (like in a ball pit)

I'm feeling playful. Do you wanna ball pit later?

by ProfessorAsk September 28, 2025

Brown Balls

When a girl shits on a guys dick while riding and it gets on the balls. Then the girl sucks said balls.

yo bro this girl gave me brown balls

by Whoknows17162 October 2, 2025

The Cult With No Balls

A term used to describe the Heaven's Gate Cult, especially given their habit of castrating themselves.

"You know they're also known as 'The Cult With No Balls?' Basically because to get onto the spaceship you had to have them whipped off.

by RTM 1963 October 2, 2025

I just killed your balls

What you say after accidentally hitting someone in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! I just killed your balls!

by yrgh October 4, 2025

Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025

Yellow Ball

Noah Tuckman

"Noah Tuckman is such a fucking yellow ball"
"Yeah he's such a loser nobody likes him and he's fat as fuck"

by MajesticLordSigmaRizzlerIII October 9, 2025