borderline dick syndrome

borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes

girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍

by dildochick2054 September 2, 2019

Nando's Syndrome

A sense of extreme dissapointment experienced by individuals after trying Nando's for the first time, and it did not live up to expectation.

A: You wanna go Nando's Bruv?
B: I'm suffering from Nando's Syndrome, that place is dead bro.

by peppejulianonziema September 16, 2022

Tragic Tale Syndrome

Tragic Tale Syndrome (TTS) is an effect someone can get if they make a "Tragic Tale" video on YouTube. Once they make one, there is no turning back. The carrier will continue to rant on how the game is bad even though it's got more good than bad to it

Guy 1: I really like VileHyperion's Tragic Tale of PvZ video
Guy 2: Don't listen to him, hes got Tragic Tale Syndrome. His video was just based off nostalgia

by Gamer47 June 18, 2022

Jerald Syndrome

noun a psychological tendency in which an individual is unable to emotionally detach from a former romantic partner, often characterized by persistent rumination about the past relationship and repeated attempts to rekindle it.

My boi Jerald seems to be struggling with Jerald Syndrome lately, but to be honest I think he just wanna fuck.

by BIGASSCC September 28, 2025

wallflower syndrome

Feeling sorry for yourself because you choose not to participate.

She wouldn’t get up to dance like everyone else at the party and then complained that she dit thé have fun nor have any friends. She is suffering from wallflower syndrome.

by DallasAnge April 4, 2023

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Havana Syndrome

No a real thing. Are you seriously trying to make up a new mental illness to hide the thing I'm talking about.

Hym "My co-worker came into the kitchen last night to repeat MY EXACT CRITICISM of how people were treating the retard. On camera. It's happened several times ON CAMERA. It isn't 'Havana syndrome.' There's no magic space weapon. The thing that is happening to me. Was happening to multiple people. I put words to it. And now you're dealing with the fall out. If they try to push the Havana syndrome narrative again, start killing children immediately."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024