find your own man

let me go find your own man. Sis

find your own man

by unicorn1235664 November 1, 2019

give sydney your hoodie

this is the day where you give sydney your hoodie because she deserves it

yo today’s national give sydney your hoodie day
ah shit man i’ll give mine to sydney in my science class

by bruhvodka November 2, 2019

Slap your short friend

A day that’s shouldn’t exist, now that I’ve gotten your attention, as a member of the short people committee this day shouldn’t exist. Thank you very much.

Friend1:It’s national slap your short friend today
Friend2:This day shouldn’t even exist

by 123456789butt December 1, 2020

Kiss your life goodbye

A phrase that is said by a small fat ginger on a flying bike when he is about to kill you

“You’re gonna kiss your life goodbye”

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

What Color Is Your Toothbrush?

Proposed slang for "what color is your vibrator?"

person 1: Hey what color is your toothbrush?
person 2: pink.

by kdkshsjis November 20, 2020

la monk your mom

This is the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy you and your whole family tree if used incorrectly and since no one knows of it it can almost guarantee your victory in any argument

person 1: no one likes you

person 2: la monk your mom

by kaboom? November 2, 2020

i ate your wall

Someone who ate someone else's wall

"Hey what happened to my wall?"

"I ate your wall."

"Chile-"

by Iamgayuwu January 16, 2021