death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.

he has death grip syndrome

by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023

Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023

mods member syndrome

The lack of any reading comprehension abilities. The inability to understand basic sentences/phrases. Exhibited primarily by members of the Mathematical Olympiads Discord Server (MODS).

“Hey do you have the solution to potd 420?”
“Oh you mean the dishes? Yeah I just washed them”
“What?”
“Oh sorry mods member syndrome. I read it wrong lol”
“Wait actually now reading your message again, I think ur right! That is a great solution!”
“Oh I see that you’re a fellow MODS member as well :)”

by MODS_Librarian July 14, 2023

Q Up Syndrome

A term used for League of Legends players when they say "queue up," or play another game, when the player(s) is not mentally, emotionally, and/or financially stable. This act promotes both sadistic and masochistic characteristics to themselves that they are aware but ignorant of because LP addiction is more powerful than society. This condition is chronic and could lead to brain damage.

"I can't take it anymore... I'm going to Q up... ARUGHHHHH," Yerpyyy said.
"Yeah you have stage 4 and Q up syndrome," Mars replied.

by Yerpyyy July 14, 2023

Brawlhalla Syndrome

A condition in which a player with no money will be bad at every game they play, with the one exception being Brawlhalla. No matter how much you play the game, no matter your skill level, you will always be SMOKED by said player.

Person 1: You're the most ass Bödvar I've ever had the displeasure of playing against.
Person 2: At least I don't suffer from Brawlhalla Syndrome.

by zoopboi July 15, 2023

gaychausen syndrome

Gaychausen is when someone tries to get attention and sympathy by falsifying, inducing, and/or exaggerating their gayness. They lie about symptoms or harm themselves to get the symptoms. Diagnosing and treating Munchausen syndrome is difficult because of the person’s dishonesty.

My neighbor says her 9 yr old daughter is transgender. I think she may be exaggerating her daughter's love of Monster trucks. The mother may be suffering gaychausen syndrome by proxy.

by HairNerd July 15, 2023

Principal Syndrome

A situation in a person, in the act of harm preventing, will side with bad people and force good people to back down or be punished to prevent harm or get rid of conflict. It comes from the idea of a school principal, who is practicing harm prevention, and so can only make rules, shame or appease. Shame and rules do not work on the bully but work on the good kids and since it takes two to fight, he gets the good kid to back down there by ending the fight and stopping harm.

The result is good people are punished and bad people are rewarded.

Jake suffers from principal syndrome when he wants normal people to surrender their guns instead of going after the criminals who use guns unlawfully.

by cb750 July 15, 2023