Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022
Get the Cock Womblemug. by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
Get the cock clockmug. (noun)
A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!
They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.
A person with refined taste in dick, they don’t fall for just any random dude with a pulse. A Cock Connoisseur studies the art, the energy, and the presentation of dick like a Michelin inspector with a clipboard. They chase the cock like a 90’s kid chased the original 151 Pokémon, they gotta catch, or taste, them all!
They can spot red flags faster than they can unzip a disappointment. They’ve sampled enough mediocrity to know what five-star service looks like and they don’t settle for less.
“Yeah, she’s seen it all. Man pulled out mid, and she left before the encore. A certified Cock Connoisseur.”
by REL3NTLESS October 25, 2025
Get the Cock Connoisseurmug. by jessticlesss March 4, 2017
Get the cock cherrymug. Someone who is both cocky and arrogant, and will weasel his way into your circle of trust and then turn on you with insider information that is used against you when the time permits in order to advance his or her career.
That FNG Nujad we just hired is such a cock weasel, he will screw the rest of us over in heartbeat just to get a raise and impress the boss because he is insecure and talentless.
by Vaimaster7 February 19, 2020
Get the cock weaselmug. Everyone has seen it quiete small yet the females love it no one understands why. Maybe bc he is gay af and loves fucking hitman. "Where's hitman" like gtfoh obv in yo bed like tf.
by Baalo January 7, 2021
Get the Tacos cockmug. When ari shits out clumpy fags and lick cloe hair cock my gussy lumps with some fag holes
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Fuck you - frankie❤️
When he fucked me so hard until my niagara Falls vagina creamed with the power of Zeus
Cock and ball torture is very smexy
Cock and ball torture is very smexy
by My air fell off in my cupcake November 12, 2021
Get the Cock and ball torturemug.