Crusty woman 

A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.

John, why the fuck would you get laid with a crusty woman. That’s like fucking a scab!

Crusty woman by Penis the school shooter October 4, 2018

typical woman

A woman who loves to argue any point she doesn’t agree with

“Are you kidding me?”, “That’s so stupid!”, *loses argument* “You know what I don’t care anymore” That’s is a typical woman

typical woman by arcade32 February 22, 2021

The Woman 

A Neek a geek

Who is named the woman,

A girl that steps on my cheese puffs

The Woman by The Writer 3 May 7, 2022

Diamond Earring Woman

An attractive, self-sufficient, experienced "older" woman (over 40) who is able to buy herself diamond earrings, i.e., she doesn't need anyone else to do anything for her. These women usually attract younger, submissive men or women. Also, a domineering woman (which is the word that was misunderstood as "diamond earring" that led to this definition).

I always seem to end up with a diamond earring woman!

Diamond Earring Woman by snatchface_shanker November 4, 2009

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him. 

he's a fucking warrior

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him. by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019

Hang Woman :) 

A complex and reprehensible deviant sex act. It involves either a man or a woman forming a committed long lasting relationship with a younger naive female counterpart. Then one day seemingly with out reason the boyfriend or lesbian viciously murders the woman and rig an extensive and elaborate system of ropes and pulleys in ther room. The lesbain dons a strapon and the man undresses then lies on the bed positioning the woman above him. The hanger then slips the victims head through a hangman's noose and tightens it around her neck. Finally the survinvg member of the couple rapidly yanks on a rope hanging by the bad to quickly lift the woman's body up and down on the real or fake penis inserted into the womans vagina or anus.

I got tired of Kate bitching, so I fucking hung her. Fucking hung; no pun intended.

Tips for begginers!: Always kill partner before hanging on pulley system, partner tends to shit itself post mortem and unless you're into that sort of thing it can be a mess to clean up. Also storing you better half in the freezer then defrostingg her in warm bath water prior to use will prolong use.

Hang Woman :) by Kruger 7 March 12, 2005

Black Woman Attack Screech 

When a black female proceeds to laugh, cackle, and screech at the same time- signalling an impending attack. It is often done by younger black women, but older ones may also do this if provoked.

Black woman: *screeches incredibly loudly to signify attack*
White people: OH SHIT RUN, SHE JUST DID THE BLACK WOMAN ATTACK SCREECH!

Black Woman Attack Screech by basket o' chicken February 7, 2009