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The Wankercopter

When your partner is giving you a handjob or blowjob, right as you're cumming, start spinning your dick around like a helicopter. This ensures more semen covers more of your partners face and body.

To add to the excitement, it is recommended you scream "WAH WAH WAH WAH" while performing the wankercopter.
My girlfriend decided to give me a handjob at school, but I decided to be an ass and give her a wankercopter.

Since his wife wouldn't let him go out with his friends, he decided to give her The Wankercopter while she was giving him a handjob later that night.
by spazerbeam409 October 16, 2010
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Tittlie Wanker

someone who sticks their fingers under a boob and flips it up
Chase K. and Tyler B. are and will forever be tittlie wankers.
by Littleshorttangirl November 24, 2017
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Bus wanker

A boy who masturbated on a bus

Or used as a joke
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yearbook wanker

A person who jacks off while looking at an image of someone from a yearbook.
"Oi cunt, you fucking yearbook wanker"
"What can I say, she's hot"
by DudeP3 October 2, 2019
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Phone Book Wanker

A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.

Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.
-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"

Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.
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wanker

You are such a fuckin' wanker. You ain't the shizzle bi0tch.
by w00dz January 24, 2003
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wankerer

someone who has been accused of wankering.
beagle stop making fun of pawan you wankerer.
by MAN_WITHOUT_PANTS May 13, 2005
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