Girls just want to have fun

Go look up the real lyrics

Hym "The original lyrics of 'girls just want to have fun' we're co-opted by the singer to make women look better than they actually are. Much like literally everything in life.

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021

Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

We Want Dallas

an idiotic statement said by butthurt Washington Football Fans meant to intimidate a superior team

Person A- “We Want Dallas”
Person B- “Who’s that dumb Washington fan?”
Person C- “Don’t talk to him he’s father-less”

by nwball December 22, 2021

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.

.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

Wanted

"If you wanted what I want you to wanted instead of what you actually want... I wouldn't have to work to deprive you of the things you want until there's nothing left except the things I want you to want and suffering." Which is the plan. Do what I want of you consent to you own suffering. Another uno reverse. Not going to work because all other issues are secondary to my thing. I'll just kill a kid. You're effective trying to restrict everyone BUT me because I'll be too dead for anything you do to have an effect.

Hym "You've taken everything I've said I've wanted... And then FABRICATED ENTIRELY a reason for people not to be given those things... And you're trying to impose it from the top down. You don't know better than everyone. You have a God complex and the world improves the second you die."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

by Pipopaido December 25, 2023