Turtle Shell

When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.

I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.

by Doo! May 03, 2016

Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 05, 2019

Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.

After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.

by Bomb2dashell August 01, 2020

Turtle Ring

Turtle ring, what happens to an engagment ring after a husband to be is caught cheating.

I spent 25K on the turtle ring.

by Joeballs June 30, 2010

Turtle Moo

an insult used by abby’s to describe a real shithead

Wtf you're neighbor is a ..... Turtle moo

by a-parent-ly August 11, 2018

Turtle in Chief

nickname for any cue ball that's in charge.

"That power tripping chrome dome thinks pushing us around can increase sales figures!"

"Waddya gonna do? he's the turtle in chief"

by Billy Deez "nuts" Williams June 14, 2012

bottom turtle

In contrast to "turtles all the way down", an expression of the problem of infinite regress, the "bottom turtle" is the foundation upon which everything else is built.

An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.

To break the loop of infinite regress we need to establish the bottom turtle.

by turtle_zero September 25, 2020