spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them

person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much

by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023

Spit Guerrilla

A cunt of a meteorologist who pulls the zero rain ruse, when he knows there will be periods of spitting rain.

Sebastian Spit Guerrilla, once again fucked up the day for thousands. Purposely creative with the facts about light rainfall.

by CuntandCuntess February 7, 2025

spit the juice

To "get at'' a female or male.

Im gonna go spit the juice with that girl over there.

by Dat nigga Tee February 7, 2020

caught spits

meaning someone or you got oral pleasure

“yo i caught spits from Hailey”

by keayo0 January 22, 2024

Spits

The act of giving or receiving oral sex

“What’s good with you I need some spits”

by Jaybandzz August 17, 2019

Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.

"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"

by Kozcup May 19, 2016

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018